Would You Rather?

Today's prompt is a "would you rather" game that I usually find torturous as usually this game involves two terrible things to pick between and I just want to say neither...so lets get on with it!

1. Be blind or be deaf: Deaf because it is easier to fix, medically speaking

2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are: Thank god this is an easy question, I was already frustrated after the first one...but I would rather be taller!

3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life: Teenager, much easier to get around and not a fall risk!

4. Have no hands or no legs: No legs because prosthetic legs or a wheelchair seems more manageable than prosthetic arms

5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows: OW, losing my front teeth would really hurt so I would rather lose both eyebrows (also eyebrows grow back)

6. Eat a worm or a cockroach: Is this question modeled after a Fear Factor episode? Definitely I would pick worm because it would probably go down quicker/easier

7. Spend a day in the Sahara or North Pole: Is Santa Claus in the North Pole with me? If not, I would pick a day in the Sahara (if I had a very large bottle of SPF 100)

8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver: I would rather have a personal driver so I would never have to worry about finding a DD when I go out with my friends and I could sleep on the long commute to/from work!

9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout: Shouting is really obnoxious and so I would have to go with always having to whisper. 

10. Can't taste or can't smell: I think I am going to have to pick not being able to smell...although it would be sad to not smell good things like candles or the beach, I wouldn't have to smell bad things that you might come across often in the hospital...

11. Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap: UGH this made me cringe! I would definitely pick saran wrap...sandpaper would make me cry!

12. Have Twitter shut down for a day or your blog disappear for a day: I would still have Facebook and Instagram to look at if Twitter went down so I wold pick that since there is no replacement for my very own blog!

13. Text of your blog is screwed up or all the pictures you post on your blog are blurry: This is a tough one.. Probably would go with pictures being blurry! (But really, I would pick neither..)

14. Never be able to post another GIF or never be able to receive comments on your posts: I love sharing GIFs too much to pass them up, so I'd say never being able to receive comments (even though that would be really sad!)

15. Have a permanent wedgie or have the tag on your shirt constantly scratch your neck: Am I crazy if I say permanent wedgie? Probably.

Thankfully, these: "would you rather" questions weren't too cringeworthy (except for 11)! Tomorrow's post is my day in GIFs which I am SO excited for...I have already done something similar where I described my work day in GIFs and it was so fun! Click here to read it! 

Its your turn to answer these questions!